The Haunting: Second Life/Transcript

Drake	[Winces] Wha- What? [Looks around] [Reading from Signs] "Today I met a man in the jungle. He is friendly. I told the man of him and he understood. We talked of Him and I explained the temples. He understood that too. Together, maybe we can fight alongside and destroy Herob- Help." What the... [Spots Him] What the heck? [Screams, dives back into room/cave] Oh my god! Ahh! No no!! Him. It's Him. [Hears whistling] [Gasping] Hel- Hello? Hello?
Armen	[Stops whistling] Drake?
Drake	Armen?
Armen	How'd you get here? Wha- How?
Drake	Armen? What is going on?
Armen	Well, after I fell in the void, I don't know about you, after I fell in the void I got here and I met this man. He's really cool man. He's really cool. Really cool. [Nods]
Drake	Did he write these things on the wall?
Armen	Yeah... um... I couldn't understand this one [Points to last sign (Herob- Help)]
Drake	It looks like-
Armen	Don't! Try to... say...
Drake	It looks like he was trying to finish this one. That's what I kinda got out of it... But then he wrote “help” like... he needed help?
Armen	It's HIM.
Drake	So, wait. What you’re saying is…
Armen	Yes. [Nods]
Drake	Oh.
Armen	What happened when… yeah. So how to you- um- After I fell in the void, I was looking up and all I saw was you turning around and me… well, you know.
Drake	Yeah… um… I survived a bit longer… I think…  yeah...and then I-
Armen	And then what happened?
Drake	I saw Him… He wasn’t there, but then He was there… and out of nowhere… then I was in the void too… and now I’m here. So what’s going on?
Armen	You were gone for a month! Wha- How? You were there for a month, then.
Drake	Yeah? I don’t know. I just… It was like, no time to me. I just was instantly here… Every bone in my body still hurts… Every muscle is aching still. Especially-
Armen	The old man said it was a month for me too. Well, he was here for a really, really long time-
Drake	That's what I said, too.
Armen	-and said... He's fallen in here like a month- a month ago, so he was here TWO months ago….
Drake	Huh.
Armen	So, it’s the same story, so… that means He’s haunting everyone.
Drake	He...
Armen	Don't.
Drake	...is dangerous.
Armen	[Laughs] He is.
Drake	So what are these signs talking about? Is this talking about you, “The man in the jungle?”
Armen	Yes. Um...
Drake	Is he- You-you said something about temples? What’s that about?
Armen	Temples to stop Him. There’s these Sacred Diamo- oh. Crap.
Drake	You didn’t finish it. You should be safe, right?
Armen	I don’t think so… but yes, kinda.
Drake	So, yeah. I know-
Armen	Those! If we get those, that we last left off with, ‘cause that’s all I remember: it was that, and me falling into the void.
Drake	Yeah?
Armen	So, we got to get those. They- he said it scrambled. It wasn’t here. Then he saw a big light and then me falling. From over there. On that beach.
Drake	So… they’re scrambled?
Armen	They’re scrambled into temples.
Drake	So… they are in temples.
Armen	Yes.
Drake	Do you have any idea where these temples are?
Armen	Well, he gave me a map… and I got some tools… Okay. He gave me this map. It’s supposed to be over there. Um… [pulls out compass] So just watch..  it’s like… west...south… I can’t read it.
Drakw	Well, that's helpful
Armen	South...west?
Drake	Um...
Armen	South-west maybe?
Drake	It's a little bit dark... Do you think it will be safe to travel?
Armen	Yes, cause if we stay here, not to much longer, we'll... die.
Drake	Yeah… kinda got that feeling. Think we should go.
Armen	[Opens chest]
	[Skeleton shoots an arrow]
Armen	Yeah... uh...
Drake	Skeletons.
Armen	I’m taking this water bottle. [Unintelligible due to overlap]
Drake	Skeletons.
Armen	[Gives water to Drake] We gotta go now.
Drake	Thanks.
Armen	Now. [Exits shelter] Well we gotta go [Hit with arrow] to the three biomes- Ugh.
Drake	Look out!
Armen	It's- Oww, freak.
Drake	Oh, watch out, man.
Armen	We gotta run out. That’s it. We gotta run to the temples.
Drake	Sounds good. Where’s- Where do we find the first one? Is it- is it too far? I mean, I’m pretty out of shape right now.
Armen	I- I was looking for the temples and I couldn’t find it, and then I came back and… he’s not here. I mean, I never- I never even knew his name. We gotta get out of here now.
	[They exit the shelter]
Drake	I’m sorry. I can tell you guys got pretty close. [As they both scale the cliff wall, Drake falls] Uh. Dang it. Yeah, I gotta get back into shape.
Armen	I told you, we have no time. We could die any second now. It’s funny that he’s not… doing anything.
Drake	Yeah… you’d expect after we’d said all those things...
Armen	[Laughs] We did get shot, though.
Drake	Yeah, that's true.
Armen	Either that, or it was the skeletrons. That’s my nickname for them.
Drake	Yeah… Sounds more like a robot. “Skeletron.”
Armen	[Laughs] [Come up to a dead end in forest] I can’t break it.
Drake	[Falls] Woah, woah, waoh. Dang. Don’t look down. I can’t even see the bottom.
Armen	Over here. [Laughs] I know. It’s too foggy.
Drake	How could you laugh- I don't- Yeah… I find the situation a little bit serious, but your laughter kinda… livens the mood up a little.
Armen	Just keep going dude. We gotta get out of here. Find these temples.
Drake	[Shudders]
Armen	Slide down these vines. Just grab onto them. [Falls] Not like me, I just failed. [Eats]
Drake	[Slides down] Got it. So-
Armen	Yeah.
Drake	Man…. this is not very solid ground.
Armen	It’s kinda hard to travel on.
Drake	Yeah. “Kind of” is an understatement.
	[Arrow fires]
Armen	AH! We’re getting shot at! Take cover! Come on! Up a tree!
Drake	We need a place to hide. Now.
Armen	We're almost there.
Drake	Hey, what's that? [Zombie noise] There's a skeleton.
Armen	Wait, dude right here! Here it is! [Get’s shot] I finally found it! I think it’s one of the temp- temples? [Kills Skelly]
Drake	Yeah, there’s glass and stone. There’s something in there.
Armen	Wait- Is that the three- The... [Searchingfor a word] sebba, zebba...
Drake	Sebba?
Armen	We gotta go to these temples. This is not a temple.
Drake	There is-
Armen	Wait, over here. Three biomes like, go together. So it’s here. The sand biome, the snow biome, and the jungle.
Drake	All of them meet here at this point.
Armen	I think we first have to go through the snow.
Drake	Yeah, snow is definite. I mean, look. There's an order here. [Walks back to glass/stone structure.] There’s snow in here, and can also seed wood.
Armen	Wood, and then sand.
Drake	Yeah, that’s jungle wood… And then sand, so…
Armen	So that means snow. We have to go through the snow. Let’s go look for it. Come on dude, we gotta hurry.
Drake	This is happening so fast, it’s just [Armen kills zombie] difficult to process. Creeper!
Armen	Weird creature. It has no arms.
Drake	It’s a creeper. I've seen those for sure.
Armen	I’ve lost too much memory dude. It’s like- I don’t- [Sees Ice Temple] [Gasp] There it is.
Drake	Woah.
Armen	Oh my God.
Drake	This is a little bit overwhelming. I didn’t-
Armen	[Walks on Ice Temple] Ah! It’s cold it’s cold it’s cold. Cold cold cold. Phew...
Drake	[Follows Armen] Ah my God, you have armor on at least. Holy crap, it’s like, negative 50 degrees in here.!
Armen	[Laughs] Come in here. Look behind you.
Drake	Oh my- [Turns and sees Him]
Armen	LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!
Drake	OH MY GOD!
	[They flee down a spiral staircase]
Armen	[Gasp] Hup- Ow.
Drake	[Falls] Ow.
Armen	How do we get from here? He's coming!
Drake	Okay, Let's go. Um...
Armen	No dude!Let’s look around for some- like a, a pressure plate. Buttons. Anything.
Drake	I feel like we’re trapped in a cave right now. Hey! A cave!
Armen	Let’s- [Screams and disapears]
Drake	[Follows Armen] [Holding breath underwater] [Emerges gasping] What- [Comes out onto snowy tunnel]
Armen	Armen: [Gasping] Holy- [Mumbles] That….
Drake	Give me a minute. [Gasping]
	[Sound of drinking]
Armen	Let’s go [Heads down tunnel] Dude- [piston sound] A traaaappppppp! [disapears]
Drake	Where’d you go? [Walks down tunnel, falls into trap] [Screaming] [Hit’s the ground]
	[Long blackness]
Drake	[Gasping] [Coughing]
Armen	What was that?
Drake	Uh… The stairs opened up. I remember that pretty clearly.
Armen	Ugh… That fricking hurt.
	[Light appears illuminating the snow tunnel]
Drake	Ah! It’s bright. Oh. It’s really bright.
Armen	Let's go dude.
Drake	You go on first. Ah. It’s really bright.
Armen	[Unintelligible] Let me check my inventory.
Drake	It’s really bright. My eyes are on fire.
Armen	Okay. Let's go dude.
Drake	You go across.
Armen	Alright. [Jumps across hole in ground] God...
Drake	I am a little bit parched.
Armen	Come on over dude.
Drake	[Jumps]
Armen	No, you stay there, you stay there!
Drake	[Groaning] It’s a little bit late.
Armen	[Laughing] Yeah… [Steps on pressure plate] [Gasp] The Sacred Diamond!
Drake	Oh you-!
Armen	I said it.
Drake	But we-
Armen	Let’s get out of here now! Jump it dude! Hurry!
Drake	I can’t, we're gonna-! [Appears in jungle shelter]
Armen	Can't see! [Squeals]
	[They look around]
Drake	Dude!?
Armen	Why are we back here?
Drake	What… I’m not even going to ask, but… Did we just hallucinate all that?
Armen	I hope not. [Pause] Oh my gooooeeesh!!!! [Holding diamond]
Drake	[Jumping up and down] We did it.
Armen	Armen: (Repeats “We did it” about 10 times)
Drake	One step closer to finishing Him.
Armen	Yes. Now, lets go to the… what’s that temple again? Uh… snow… and… Jungle! Let’s go to jungle. Wait was the jungle first? Or second?
Drake	Yeah, it was. Uh… Was it-
Armen	Okay, let's go then.
Drake	But we’re in a jungle. Doesn’t that mean it should be- [Spots creeper] Dude!
Armen	Yeah? [Looks up] Oh crap. [Approaches it]
Drake	Another creeper. Careful. No no no. Don’t. Don’t. It’s not worth it. [Armen hit’s creeper, slides back down vines.] Ignore it. Come on. Let’s go this way.
Armen	[Kills creeper] Woah. Dude! I made it! Come on!
Drake	I'm climbing here to safety.
Armen	This way, dude.
Drake	Where’d you go? [Turns around, sees Armen up some vines]
Armen	Right here.
Drake	You're right, I probably… Is it… Are you sure it’s that way? Does the map say so?
Armen	Yeah, I know. I saw it.
Drake	Alright. I trust your word. And the map’s word. [Follows Armen up] Oop!
Armen	Okay, this way.
Drake	This way?
Armen	M-hm.
Drake	Is this...? [Fails to climb up vines] Good?
Armen	Umm…. Yes, it’s this way.
Drake	Oh man, we’re really high.
Armen	Crap crap crap crap. Just walk around the edges, walk around the edges.
Drake	Ah! [Falls two blocks] Ok walking, just walking.
Armen	Armen: Hey! Okay- oh… you fell.
Drake	Um...
Armen	These vines are really, really stupid. Drake?! Where you going?
Drake	Coming back around, that’s all.
Armen	Oh, you fell?
Drake	Trying to survive. Okay, this way. [They continue climbing up]
Armen	Crap
Drake	I think... wait-
Armen	[Squeaks]
Drake	Okay, I'll shift.
Armen	This way. [Get’s to the top of mountain] Perfect. We’re up. My God. Let’s go, dude. Oh my Gosh. Well- [Reaches edge of cliff]
Drake	Woah-oh-oh. What is down there.
Armen	The temple should be here. I don’t know- [Mutters]
Drake	I’m a little bit terrified right now. [They start heading down]
Armen	I know you’re afraid of heights, we got to get this over with.
Drake	[Sighs] [Heavy breathing]
Armen	Let’s go dude. Down here. [Climbing down vines first] Slide down. [Looks at pool of water] I’m sorry, but we have to. [Takes deep breath, jumps into pool]
Drake	Oh my God oh my God.
Armen	Come on.
Drake	[Deep breath] Unn! God! [Jumps]
Armen	Ah-ha my face! Wow. You got my face.
Drake	[Heavy breathing] [Coughs]
Armen	[Opens chest] Ooh, an apple.
Drake	Oh sweet. That salt water’s disgusting. [Drinks water]
Armen	[Eats apple, drinks some water] [Sighs] That’s better. Good stuff. Let’s go. [They enter stone tunnel, jungle temple]
Drake	I know you don't-
Armen	Look there it is! It’s all so easy! [Looking at chest on far side of room] We just walk over to it. [Notices lava pit in the way] [Gasps and squeals]
Drake	[Stops too] Oh woah. Woah woah woah.
Armen	I had a feeling that this wasn’t gonna be that easy.
Drake	Yeah… I have a feeling HE is gonna guard his bane a little bit more than that.
Armen	Well dude, I think we should go this together.
Drake	We can jump man. This is easy. We used to do parkour all the time. We’re pros at parkour.
Armen	Yeah- We did?
Drake	[Looks at Armen] Are you- That wasn’t you was it? No….
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	Okay, well, let me rephrase that. I’m a pro at parkour and this will be easy.
Armen	[Laughs] So what- Er-
Drake	So let's jump at the same time.
Armen	Yeah-
Drake	If one of us dies, then the other shouldn’t have to suffer the horrible loss. Are you ready?
Armen	Got it- Wait wait. We’ll both die. There’s lava.
Drake	We’re not gonna die, we’re gonna jump across and we're gonna make it. Got this?
Armen	I got a bad feeling… Okay. Wait wait wait. Let me- let me… drink… [Drinks from water bottle] Okay, got this.
Drake	[Drinks]
Armen	Ready...
Drake	GOOO!
Armen	Set...Go….[Both jump. They then fall through the lava and onto hard ground below it.]
Armen	[Squealing]
Drake	[Panting]
Armen	[Still squealing] What was that?
Drake	Why is the room so hot down here? [Looks up at roof] Oh. I think I might understand what happened. It’s false lava.
Armen	Ow ow ow ow. Specks of lava are falling on my face. Just go dude. [Jumps onto block. Piston comes out and pushes him into a pit. [Squeaky noise]
Drake	Wait- What? No no no. [Jumps onto piston block] You’ll be- [Reached other side but falls] [screaming] Ahha owww.
Armen	Oh my God!
Drake	You don’t happen to have any left of that apple, do you?
Armen	Huh?
Drake	Can I have a little bit of that apple please?
Armen	Here dude.
Drake	Thank you.
Armen	You're welcome. Let’s go. [They head down a shaft in the stone] So you mentioned parkour, right? [Grunts]
Drake	Yeah. [Grunts]
Armen	Oh my gosh I-
Drake	Yeah, this is a little bit more of... extreme parkour?
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	[Falls] [Screams]
Armen	[Nervous laughter] Are you okay?
	[Lights go out]
Drake	I'm okay, I'm okay.
Armen	Ok, I’m coming down.
Drake	I might have cracked a couple ribs, but I’m alive.
Armen	Oh my god, what is this thing? [Kills it] [Squeaky noise]
Drake	Don’t care. Just… If it doesn’t look friendly, it’s dead.
Armen	[Laughs] I made it.
Drake	I’m in so much pain right now. I would not like to describe to you.
Armen	I’m just waiting for you to heal.
Drake	Can I have that apple?
Armen	I’m trying to see what wounds you got. [Looks at Drake] Wow. You kinda broke your leg.
Drake	It’s okay. Just hand me the apple. I think I’mma be good.
Armen	[Give’s apple] Just keep it. You need it more than I do.
Drake	[Eats apple] [Sighs] Let’s do this.
Armen	Let's go, dude.
Drake	We got this.
Armen	More parkour. Great.
Drake	I won’t break my legs again. [Falls] Gosh.
Armen	Like you just did?
Drake	Sprinting jump! [Makes it]
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	[Falls again] Oh man, I gotta get back into this.
Armen	Come on dude, come on. You got this.
Drake	I got this. It’s easy. It’s just parkour. I've done it a long time.
Armen	Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
Drake	It’s been a couple years, but you know. It’s as easy as it ever was.
Armen	I’m not sure if this is the right way or not. Oh my god! Oh my god oh my god.
Drake	Phew!
Armen	You got this, you got this. Come on. Please. Do not look down there.
Drake	[Falls]
Armen	Crap! Are you kidding?
Drake	I'm okay [Sighs]
Armen	[Groaning] Oh my gosh. Hurry dude. I’m really scared up here.
Drake	I know, I know. It’s terrifying. I’m a little bit more scared then you are right now. I could tell you that for a fact without knowing how scared you are right now.
Armen	[Laughs] I’ll try to grab ahold of you.
Drake	I got this. [Jumps] [Falls] Ohh, maybe not.
Armen	[Laughing] Come on! You got this!
Drake	Sorry. It’s painful for me.
Armen	I think I'm better at parkour than you are. I need water...
Drake	I think I might have lost some of my skill over the years of not practicing.
Armen	[Laughs] You got this! Come on dude! You got this!
Drake	[Sighs] I got it.
Armen	Yes! [Exit into mineshaft.]
	[Various sighings and “oh my gods” from both for the next few seconds as they catch their breath]
	Let’s do this. Okay. This track is leading straight, so we should just both go straight. [Startled by creeper] OH MY GOsh! [Kills creeper]
Drake	Do you have any of that loaf of bread left?
Armen	I'm gonna jump- What?
Drake	Could I have a few slices of bread just in case? I’m so out of it right now.
Armen	[Gives bread] Here. I have some.
Drake	Let's go.
Armen	I see light… And a chest! And an apple.
Drake	Wow.
Armen	It’s here! The Sacred Diamond!
Drake	Drake: It was that easy? I mean, it wasn’t that easy… but it was easier than I expected.
Armen	HEROB-
	[Herobrine drops from the roof]
Armen	Let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go!
Drake	[Gasps] I think I just saw him.
Armen	Go go go! Hurry dude, hurry!
Drake	[Stammering] Go!
Armen	I’m trapped I’m trapped! Go! GO!
Drake	This way! Now!
Armen	[Stops by chest] I gotta get stuff from the chest.
Drake	Hope my parkour skills get back. Where the heck am I going?! What is this!? Oh my God, please, please take me somewhere safe, please take me somewhere safe... [Screams, Falls]
Armen	DRAKE!
Drake	It didn’t take me to a very safe place. Uh.
Armen	This way. This way, this way! Come on come on! He’s here he’s here he’s here! He’s coming! Come on dude, you got this, please don’t fail, [Unintelligible]
Drake	You’re kinda in the way. [Sees him] I saw him, I saw him I saw him.
Armen	Then let’s go! Hurry! He’s coming he’s coming, He’s breaking blocks!
Drake	Oh god oh god! Oh god go on! I can do things!
Armen	Oh… what just happened here?! Ohh… Can’t get up! I can’t get up! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Drake	Here, move some of that dirt into a pile. Move it into a mound so we can get up.
Armen	He’s coming he’s coming he’s coming!
Drake	Come on! Just push it over there! There!
Armen	Let’s go let’s go! [Screaming] [Sees exit blocked] What do we do here!? oh my God!
	[Both screaming and freaking out]
Armen	He's behind us! What do we do what do we do?
Drake	How did we teleport last time? How did we teleport last time? How did we teleport last time?
Armen	Uhhhbuhbuhbuhbuhhh Let’s just… say the word and then we might teleport. I don’t know!  something! Um... Sacred diamonds sacred diamonds sacred diamonds sacred diamonds.
Drake	Sacred diamonds sacred diamonds!
Armen	Sacred diamonds!
	[Herobrine floats up from below, holding a bow] [Both screaming] [Sound cuts off as the two teleport back to A’s shelter] [Squeaking and heavy breathing resume]
Drake	Yes! Oh my gosh, we’re alive.
Armen	[Sighs] Oh my god. Yes yesyesyes.
Drake	Ha-haaaa. Take that, person who’s name I can’t say.
Armen	[Unintelligible due to overlap] [Laughs] I said it. And I lost- Crap.
Drake	Come on. Don’t we have to go head somewhere? Do something? [Walks out of shelter]
Armen	Yeah. Let's go.
Drake	I’m pumped up for this now.
Armen	We gotta go back to this- [Microphone cuts out]
Drake	I’m feeling invincible right now.
Armen	Which is where we got all the stuff and where we have to put the sacred diamonds back. Let's go.
Drake	Ok, the last one. I've been defenseless this whole time.
Armen	Oh yeah! Here, you'll probably need this. [Hands Drake an iron sword]
Drake	Oh, wow!
Armen	It was my friend's, so...
Drake	Oh, I'm sorry, I- I know he was a close friend of yours.
Armen	Funny thing was? I never saw Herobrine when I was near him. [Gasps] Crap.
Drake	Did you fall? [Sees he didn't] Oh, there you are.
Armen	I just- I just said... I just said everything that I'm not supposed to say. We're gonna have totally bad luck.
Drake	We're gonna get screwed over.
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	But, you know what? It's day time, so that's uh-
Armen	If we die, I'm sorry dude. It's not my fault.
Drake	[Sighs] I'll be sure to blame that on you. When I'm dead.
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	Umm... let's see, how do I get up here...?
Armen	[Already up another way] Right here, dude.
Drake	Um, yeah. How do I get...?
Armen	[Laughs] Umm, jump frommm... Oh, right here, dude! Right here.
Drake	Alright.
Armen	Jump up- Hyeh! And I fell.
Drake	We can do this.
Armen	Yeah, definitely. Wait a minute, so...
Drake	Okay, you know what? I found my own way up.
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	The thing is... jungle's impossible to navigate! [Sees desert at the edge of the jungle]
Armen	This is really difficult. [Catches up]
Drake	I can see very far into the distance, now. I can see something, way over there.
Armen	[Jumps down] Ow.
Drake	I think the storm might have cleared away.
Armen	Yeah, let's go. I still can't see 'cause of the trees. [Reaches the ground again] Let's go. Hurry dude- oh, there you are.
Drake	The sky's so clear today.
Armen	It's weird, isn't it? [Says something about a nearby sheep as Drake speaks]
Drake	Yeah. This is the first time I've seen this place in bright sunlight. I feel confident that we're gonna make this. [Reaches the edge of the jungle] Woah! Yeah, there's a couple things I hadn't seen before, when it was snowing here.
Armen	[Chuckles] Here it is, dude. Last one is sand.
Drake	[Turns around to face the sandstone building a couple dozen blocks away] I think I have a good idea of where that might be.
Armen	Same here. And I'm gonna use the bow that we got from the second temple.
Drake	Sounds good. Let's do this.
Armen	Okay, um... this should be the entrance.
	[The entrance is blocked by a pile of sand] [The sounds of magma cubes hopping and blazes moaning can be heard from outside]
Drake	Did you just- Is someone having a heart attack in there?
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	What was that noise? I don't have words to describe what I'm hearing right now.
Armen	So how- What do we do from here?
Drake	Looks like this was an entrance, but it's covered by sand.
Armen	Woah! Well let's carve it out.
Drake	Dig! Dig like the wind!
Armen	It's all in my nails, it burns- [Uncovers TNT] What the heck? Come get that out!
Drake	I can't- There, I pulled it out.
Armen	Do you have anything to start it?
Drake	Uh no, but it looks like it might cause quite a crater. TNT.
Armen	Alright, I'll look through my inventory to see if I see anything. Umm... no... it's not in my backpack at all.
Drake	[Sighs]
Armen	[Unintelligible question]
Drake	[Breaks more sand, revealing the entrance to a maze] Ope! It collapsed. Here we are!
Armen	Hey, you found it!
	[A blaze rounds the corner]
Drake	Woah! Woah woah woah. [Hides] Something's in there. Don't exactly know what it is, but... I feel like I should kill it.
Armen	Woah, dude it's in there. Oh my God, there's a skeleton! [Kills it]
Drake	There's something flaming up here, I'm not going to uh... not gonna get too close to it.
Armen	Ahh, it set off the TNT! Go, Run, dude, run!!
Drake	[Gets caught by part of the explosion, which also kills the blaze] Agh! [Observes the new hole in the temple with a magma cube spilling out of it] We got a minor problem. There's-
Armen	It's okay, we can see... that's the top level. We got to get through there. Let's go, dude.
Drake	Looks like that TNT might have [Unintelligible] Get us past those disgusting slimy things.
Armen	Let's go, dude. I actually know where it is, let's go. [Enters maze] Follow me. [Starts singing] Actually, I shouldn't be singing at this time, shouldn't I?
Drake	No, not really. Um, hello? Where'd you go?
Armen	Dude, follow me! What the heck are you doing?
Drake	I'm just gonna follow you, I'm not gonna do anything else, I will focus my mind on following you.
Armen	Behind you, behind you. ...Umm, I haven't really went this way before.
Drake	Obviously.
Armen	Umm...
Drake	This- Ow, I keep hitting my head on corners.
Armen	[Laughs] Uh, this way. I think it's this way. My head is-
Drake	Where'd you go- Ow!
Armen	Hello. [Finds a dead end] No... [Gasps] here it is! Let's do this. Wait, let's- let's get some food down.
Drake	Do you have any exta food?
Armen	Yeah here. You want water? [Takes a deep breath] We got this, we got this.
Drake	We do got this.
Armen	Let's go. Ready? Oh my God! [Looses bow upward at a magma slime]
Drake	We got this. Nothing's stopping us... maybe a large... flaming sack of potatoes might, but- Oh! the flaming sack of potatoes is dead. I'm going to assume that's a sack of potatoes, right?
Armen	[Desperately shooting the smaller ones that split off] So much! Hang in there, we're gonna be here for a while.
Drake	Yep. Sounds like it. All I can see is tons of fire. This is...
Armen	And weird things falling on my face!
Drake	Yeah, you know? I don't feel that terrified after what I've been through... these past couple days.
Armen	[Laughs]
Drake	Has it been a couple days? I've lost track of time.
Armen	[Climbs the ladder] Let's go, dude.
Drake	[Spots Herobrine standing in the middle of the room before he flies through a hole in the roof. There he is. He was there.
Armen	Where, where'd he go?
Drake	He was in the center.
Armen	Oh, you mean this thing? [Walks up to the well in the center of the room]
Drake	He was there.
	[Both scream as they are attacked by mobs]
Drake	We're being attacked!
Armen	Look, there's a dispenser.
Drake	Stares into the sky though a hole in the ceiling] He's gone.
	[Explosion sounds]
Armen	[Gasps] Dude, it's here! The other diamond, we got all three!
Drake	Herobrine stands no chance now.
Armen	We found his weakness, let's get out of here, now.
Drake	Here, let's... Where did the crater exp-?
	[A new explosion forms another hole in the wall]
Armen	Woah! He's blowing up the palace, let's get out, let's go, let's go!
Drake	I think I found an exit. [Drops down and runs] This place is gonna be rubble in a few minutes!
Armen	Hurry!
Drake	This way. Let's get back, we have all three diamonds. Let's see what we can do with them.
Armen	He's really pissed.
Drake	Sure sounds like it. Zombie!
Armen	[Battle cry] [Rushes in to kill the zombie]
	[More explosions from the sand temple]
Drake	Something's going down- Ugh! Let's just get out of there.
Armen	The temple's falling down, dude. Let's go. He's really pissed. [Reaches the stone and glass structure] Uh, what do we do what do we do? Wait, down there- right there! [Breaks glass with fist] Ow, my hand. Break the other one, my hand really hurts.
Drake	[Breaks one window]
Armen	Oh wait, I can use my sword! [Breaks last window] There we go!
Drake	Sounds good.
Armen	[Starts placing them on each block] One... two... three.
Drake	Is something magical gonna happen now?
Armen	I don't know.
Drake	Hey, what's up here? [Climbs the structure]
Armen	What's supposed to happen?
Drake	I don't know. That was a little bit anticlimactic.
Armen	Hum... I think we did this wrong.
Drake	It's gotta be something...
Armen	Let me look through this- let me look in the book! [The legend book from the last movie, probably]
Drake	Oh no... what if this is all in our heads? What if none of this is possible? ... I'm going to go check out the sand place.
Armen	Nothing good it's saying here.
Drake	I'm gonna go check out the sand place really quick. Stay there, Armen! I'll be back! [Avoids mobs on the way to the entrance]
Armen	Uhh, I don't see anything!
Drake	[Fighting off a skeleton] Hey Armen, I don't know- Agh! [Got shot by a skeleton] Ugh, die, zombie, now! [Continues fighting off mobs, creeper explodes behind him]
	[Screen goes back] [Vision fades back in, looking down in the sand.
Armen	Drake, Drake wake up! Please wake up. Drake. Oh my God you're awake.
Drake	[Groaning] Hey, Armen.
Armen	We have to go to the temple. Now.
Drake	Ah dang creepers, ugh.
Armen	I finally figured it out.
Drake	Let's do this. Phew, back up to full potential. We can do this. Full potential.
Armen	[On top of the structure] Down here, fast. we got this. [Jumps down a hole] Wheee-ahh!
Drake	Ok, I got this. I can do this... [Jumps] Aaaa- [Lands in water]
Armen	Hello!
Drake	Oh, I saw the water... at the last split second.
Armen	[Opens a chest] There's a diamond set of armor in here. Here, here, take that.
Drake	There's a diamond set of armor? Woah. Sweet, a diamond sword? Thanks.
Armen	Hey also, don't look please?
Drake	[Turns around while Armen changes] Oh, I'm sorry I just keep forgetting that... [Sees the hallway ahead is dotted with pressure plates] So... what's going on here?
Armen	Ok, well I'll try to go first.
Drake	Oh my gosh, this is like... this is one of the very few time- [Gets knocked into the water] [Coughing] Sorry, I was gonna talk but you pushed me in the water.
Armen	Sorry.
Drake	Um- it's one of the first few times that I've actually seen a person in full diamond armor.
Armen	[Unintelligible, possibly saying he looks like a griefer]
Drake	[Chuckles]
Armen	[Sprints across a line of pressure plates, one of which pushes a block in the way] AAAAA- Bagh, my face. Ugh
Drake	Oh that- that's nice.
Armen	Haha, yeah. Come on, dude.
Drake	AAA [Runs through, taking damage too]
Armen	Oh, are you okay? Are you okay?
Drake	Yeah, I'm okay.
Armen	Here, let's try this out...
Drake	Hey, do you have any food? I'm starved.
Armen	Here
Drake	Thanks. Thanks. I'll just keep holding on to that.
Armen	K, let's go.
Drake	I see lava, Armen. I see lava.
Armen	I see lava, too. Let's go.
Drake	[Makes a few jumps] Phew. Woah, where do we jump, this is ridiculous!
Armen	You got this, dude, go. Right here.
Drake	Okay, back up. Woah-hoho! Oh my gosh, there's lava everywhere.
Armen	Oh wait, dude, jump over there. Hey keep- keep on going.
Drake	[Keeps jumping] Phew. Ohh the lava's right next to me! this is terrifying.
Armen	I've never been so close to lava.
Drake	I have, been in it. Think you were there too, I'm pretty... pretty sure. [Spots a railway ahead] Hey!
Armen	[Makes last jump] Ah! Oh my God, that was close! Let's go dude. Oh, a chest!
Drake	Um, what's this?
Armen	Hey, there's minecarts! and a diamond sword inside, too! I'll use double shield. Here, take a minecart, dude.
Drake	Okay, um-
Armen	I'll place it for you, let's go.
Drake	Here, I'm gonna scout out. Drive a minecart down, I'm gonna check this place out. [Notices it's broken] um- Oh, no-!
Armen	Wheeee! [Falls]
	[Both scream and fall] [The passageway collapses behind them]
Armen	Ok Drake, do not. Move. Forward.
Drake	No way to get out, I think we might have just been blocked in.
Armen	[Carefully exits the minecart] Ah! Oh my God, what the heck? It's a trap! [Jumps across the broken track]
Drake	We got caved in. [Follows]
Armen	Crap.
Drake	We would have died there.
Armen	[Gasps] I see it, we just gotta put out that fire! Let's go dude, come on!
	[Pistons block off the passageway] [Both fall, separated]
Armen	What the- Agh!
Drake	Armen! Hello? Is anyone there? Hello?
Armen	[Screaming] Here Drake! Agh!
Drake	Hello- Break down this dang wall! Ugh, break, break... Armen! Break... down... break... ugh! Break down the wall... Grr! [Breaks through]
	[The floor opens up again and Drake falls through before reaching the fire] [The only way out is an open Nether portal]
Drake	Ahh! Oh crap, I guess I don't have much of a choice, do I? I'm coming, Armen. [Enters Nether portal] I'm coming!